Josh: I really think I’m the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksta feminista! [beat] Whoa. That was way too far.
— Episode “A Proportional Response”
C.J.: Well, I’ve got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean’s-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!
— Episode “A Proportional Response”
Bartlet: 2,000 environmentalists are going to try and kill me tomorrow night! . . . They’re going to come at me with vegan food and pitchforks!
[Speaking to Charlie] Still, I’d like you to get between me and any boiled seaweed you see coming my way.
— Episode “The Drop In”
Bartlet: You know what you are? You are the Charlie Brown of missile defense. The Pentagon is Lucy.
— Episode “The Drop In”
Bartlet: I can’t move my motorcade from K Street to Connecticut without it showing up on a weather satellite.
— Episode “Lord John Marbury”
Toby: Okay. [to C.J.] I was warned that coming to talk to you might be insulting to your professionalism.
— Episode “Lord John Marbury”
Danny: I’m sure that was an answer to some question, Mr. President. It just wasn’t the answer to mine.
— Episode “Celestial Navigation”
Toby: Hey, Galileo, get off at the next exit and turn the car around.
— Episode “Celestial Navigation”
